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Patrick Lazie Poetry

 Hi, I am Shaun P. Cullimore writing under my pseudonym Patrick Lazie. 
I have been writing these poems over many many years please sit back and relax with some of my works. Please view my guestbook and leave your digital print or drop me a line by visiting the Contact Us Page if you enjoyed my poems!.

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Mother T 


I met a nice gal her name is Theresa

Much neater than anyone named Lisa,

We play a role playing game as friends

Called Runescape that basically never ends,

She has all the neat accomplishments

From all the quest to killing for the lance,

The one only giving by the creature Vindicta

The Shampoo guy who likes to lick ya,

Not only that but she has nighty-nighty in all skills

Which gives a lot of pride and requires lots of kills,

Like killing all the new boss monsters in the game

Which to be honest can really be a pain.




- Patrick Lazie

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Good Friends Are Hard To Find



​In our lives we are often blessed to find

Friends that are loyal and also kind,

Kind is used loosely nowadays 

People throw the word around like a common phrase,

But you see it doesn't take a word but actions 

Like needing someone to join your political faction,

When they don't believe in what the Senator stands for

They just join the campaign to get a foot in the door,

Then they run against you in a totally different party

Beat you and now it just seems that you're a little tardy,

You have missed out on your life long dream 

Which can get to one's self-esteem,

So if you are going to be kind don't be selective

For being kind to all in society should be your main objective.



- Patrick Lazie



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Heaven Is A Happier Place



​Recently Heaven became a better place

For the Good Lord Received Kris Cullimore's Smiling Face,

You see when Jesus took her into his loving arms

He discovering all her kindness and charms,
A religious man a will never be

But that fact was easy to see,

For when heart disease tried to get my Mom down

She got back up and went another round,

Like the great fighters of the past

Her ambitious was here to last,

Sadly this time  she couldn't make it to the end of the bout

For Heart Disease and COPD in the Blue Corner took her out,

Mom went more rounds than the fictional boxer named Rocky

While you reflect on her life that's something we would like you to see,

This is a happy event to think about all my Mom has done

From taking care of her families needs or playing Facebook to have fun,

And vacationing was one thing she needed to recharge her batteries

The breaks helped her survive and shock Doctors of all personalities,

Hence, everyone in attendance today is so  proud of you

You have accomplished things healthy folks could never do,

So every life you have touched is at this memorial occasion

While you finally get to enjoy your once in a lifetime permanent vacation.


- Patrick Lazie
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​​​​A Case Of Mistaken Identity




​In our lives we have more than one funny event

Like forgetting what day we must go to pay our rent,

Or making a special call to a very dear friend

Only to mistaken who is on the other end,

Maybe schedule a very special date

And arrive a couple minutes to late,

Like in the cult classic Top Gun 

But get forgiveness from no one,

Possibly spill a beverage all over our suit

That certainly would not be very cute,

But mistaken identity is probably the worst of all

For you may never get another chance to make that phone call.




- Patrick Lazie

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The Snakes Calm Me




​When I don't feel well I can go to my comfort  that's never fake


Slick the blue rock rattlesnake and Foxy  the fox snake,

They may have all natural fibers inside 

But they help in ways I cant hide,

You might think a stuffed animal is a foolish thing

But for some comfort and relaxation they can bring,

I place them both in my bed one at the bottom one by my side

Then I can be safe all the way around and when scared I don't have to hide,

But some days the snakes just aren't enough

Those days are the ones that are really tough,


The snakes will always be there for me 


And that's the way I want it to always be.


- Patrick Lazie 




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The Adult Arcade


​With our lives so busy these days
It's nice to have some getaways,
A place where the impossible dream can be made
After some hard earned money has been paid
And time spent in the Adult Arcade,
When you enter the arcade where to begin
With a big wheel just waiting
for someone to give it a spin,
Or a little white ball
That will make you rich
if it takes the right fall,
Possibly a simplistic card game

If an Ace and Face show up blackjack
you can claim,
Could it be a large cushioned table and dice
Just sitting in the pit waiting to entice,
In the Adult Arcade some new friends can be made
After you hit the Royal Flush in Video Poker
and your two thousand dollars is paid,
There are no tickets to redeem for a prize

And if you lose all you own that isn't very wise,
The Adult Arcade can be a lot of fun
Just make sure you know when your done.


- Patrick Lazie

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Many Stages




​The learning process develops as we grow

There are many things we need to know,

At first we learn our A,B,C's

And how to print our name with ease,

Next we learn two and two is four

And forms of math we didn't know before,

The transition to middle school is the next

thing we must do,

And if you don't fit in well the jokes on you,

Harder classes must now be finished

Like Science, Spelling, and English,

The teachers put the responsibility on you

Since in High School no one caters to you,

In High School it up to you to learn each day

For the faculty is just there to get there pay,

After twelve years the parents get the reward

The sight of throwing up the mortar board,


Now the hardest stage has come about

The place that decides your career's route,

Classes and studies occupy most of your day

And there certainly isn't anytime for play,

You may go for six years or just two

But still a job won't come to you,

You'll send out more than one resume'

And stay close to the phone everyday,

So when opportunity knocks get the door

And hope you are who it's for,

You may dislike your chosen career

And have to switch gears,

Since you have worked so hard for so long

Make sure the choice wasn't wrong.


- Patrick Lazie




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For a special Aunt who will be missed and never forgotten.

Special People Live Forever





​Although you have moved on to a better place

No one will ever forget your smiling face,

The great gestures which always came from your heart

We will all remember even though we're apart

But really we aren't as long as your in our hearts,

When we had a problem we could surely turn to you

For you always knew the right things to do,

You will always live forever that's a fact

As your place in all our hearts is permanently intact,

And generosity was first thing on your mind

Caring and compassion were never left behind,

A love so powerful you have given us all

So when thinking of you that's all we will recall.




- Patrick Lazie




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