
Friend I Found
I left my job I had worked for ten years
Which did cause sorrow and tears,
I quit based on a simple principle
If you dont have them you will live
a life that certainly is not very full,
So I moved one to find new work
I ran into a buddy who wasn't a jerk,
Found a new job in no time at all
playing all kinds of music from oldies
rock, r&b, country, even C.W. McCall,
Then I met a nice DJ her name, Tracy
Helped me find a music web site
with only a 15 cent a song fee,
I lost the site I was using you see
Couldn't ask them again obviously,
Them being my former employers
To ask for help would be like going to
the state appointed lawyers,
Your case is sure to be a failure
But I was in good hands going to her,
You see my new friend wouldn't steer me wrong
I knew this and we didn't know each other long,
Our friendship was a two way street
For I helped her cause she helped me get on my feet,
She had some mic issues too
Things I knew how to do,
From all the years I used the broadcaster
I was thankfully able to help her,
For I had to repay all the kindness she showed me
She can be found at rockindocradio.net
A great station to work at you can bet.
- Patrick Lazie
Women I Know
I know a lady we thinks she is a freak
But really is rather nice and unique,
I know a sweet gal who is big on felines,
Whose Club Pogo name intertwines,
I know a fine lady from the desert
She is not the kind who likes to flirt,
I have made all these friends on the job
Which is far from stocking Corn On The Cob,
You see my job is to be the guy who can entertain
Once in awhile my DJ job can also be a bit insane,
You see the station I work for is all requests
So getting the songs our listeners want can put
you too the test,
But I wouldn't work anywhere but rockmasterzradio
For if I did these nice women I would never know.
- Patrick Lazie
For two special parents on there twenty-sixth Anniversary.
Twenty-Six Years Of Marriage
To stay together for twenty-six years
a man and women must be wise
For marriage takes a lot of compromise,
Because both of you must be able to bend but not break
And in marriage there is so much at stake,
Each others feelings is a good place to start
Next the choice the children must make if you part,
But I know a divorce will never occur
Since there is no problem you can't conquer,
Whether it's where to get the money for the bills
Or what time to set your watch for Mom's pills,
There aren't many marriage problems you haven't solved
So I'm pretty sure that's why your relationship hasn't dissovled,
So to put this poem in summary
Your deserve one another and a Happy Anniversary.
- Patrick Lazie
For a great sister who is always there when needed ;).
Sister
Only once do we discover a great kin
That's as good as Eli Whitney's cotton gin,
Like Thomas Edison and Menlo Park
If I were evicted I wouldn't be left in the dark,
Or Bell's invention of the telephone
For if I had no alternative I know you would give me a loan,
And your in a class with no others
When I compare you to the inventors
of the talking movie, Warner Brothers,
I could also compare you to Marconi and the wireless
For if I had another sister I'd surely miss,
So there is only one last thing to say
Your as good as Sir Isaac Newton any day.
- Patrick Lazie
For my brother-in-law on his birthday.
My Favorite Brother In-Law
Your a pretty good brother-in-law as far as I'm concerned
And it didn't take too much intelligence for that to be learned,
Your much better than the one from B.F.E.
Who must always be better than me,
And takes great pride is dishing out scrutiny
Like saying "that's not how you dig a good whole"
Or "In the Army you don't fly the flag like that on the pole".
I don't know why I get along better with you
Must be 'cause you don't make fun of everything I do,
Although you may have some flaws here and there
Like sometimes not brushing your teeth or combing your hair,
When speaking of another your pretty hard to compare.
- Patrick Lazie
A great poem about the parents that shaped the man I am!.
Mom And Dad
Who could ask for better parents than you two
The type that gives so much and ask so few,
And through think and thin puts up with you
I think you would be hard pressed to find
Two parents that are close to being as kind,
If you did that would be a shock
For when you raised me you knew all the tricks of the trade
never seeking help from Dr. Benjamin Spock,
Or using a home-help care aide
And you might say I turned out like the two of you
Since gambling is one thing I really like to do,
Also playing chess which Dad, I'm sure I got from you.
And you know I'd give up my heart for you Mom
For what's the point of living without you.
As you can see parents like you are somewhat a rarity
That's why you are both so important to me,
So I hope the holidays are all they are cracked up to be.
- Patrick Lazie
For a special Mom on Christmas Day
Mom
Often there are not enough words to describe
How much I appreciate all you do to keep my alive,
By providing good meals every single day
So if you kicked me out I wouldn't die of malnutrition anyway,
I would probably miss you and look like a bum
But since you made sure I got an education
at least I wouldn't be dumb.
And I would probably commit crimes and end up in jail
But at least I'd have someone to post my bail,
It seems there's not much you wouldn't do for me
I bet that's the way it'll always be
So I guess there's only one thing to say
I sure hope you have a great Christmas Day.
- Patrick Lazie
For my Father on Christmas Day
Dad
Christmas only comes once a year
Therefore it's our duty to make sure it filled will cheer,
I'm certainly glad you're my Dad
For if I had another I'd surely be sad,
And when I say how much you mean
to me you know it's sincere,
Since no other Dad could set my bones
when they slide off kilter,
And I know working seventy-hours a week isn't easy
But after the bills next came Amanda and me,
Leaving only a little time to spend with your sweetie
So I sure hope you have a great day
And enjoy the gifts that are coming your way.
- Patrick Lazie
For my friend Jen a great euchre player
Jen The Jem
Since I first joined this ladder years ago
I have seen many top players come and go,
From Blue_Blaze, a_one_bitch, Darts4me1,
Thumper13133 and many players we all know,
And I have had the privilege to be the partner in tow
Now I must add another player to the list
Jen the Jem or Lovinwicca9 if you insist,
Joining Jen for some cards in an honor
For a big responsibility has been placed upon her,
She has done a great job as a classy number one
And will be remembered when her days are done,
Just like those mentioned on line three
For you are all part of Cases legacy,
Jen the Jem you should be very proud
You see you are now part of a very elite crowd.
- Patrick Lazie
For a special Dad the title says it all !.
One Of A Kind Dad
I am so lucky that I could find
A father who is one of a kind,
I could have got the one who raised Marvyn Gaye
Who got fed up with his son and blew him away,
Or the Dad of Jeffery Dahmer
Who didn't provide his son enough liver,
Possibly the Dad of Charles Manson
Who's parenting skills were a bit rancid
Or one like that of John Wilkes Booth
Who taught his son to much about guns in his youth,
And one of these guys I will never be
For you've instilled so many values in me.
- Patrick Lazie
For a special Aunt who will be missed and never forgotten.
Special People Live Forever
Although you have moved on to a better place
No one will ever forget your smiling face,
The great gestures which always came from your heart
We will all remember even though we're apart
But really we aren't as long as your in our hearts,
When we had a problem we could surely turn to you
For you always knew the right things to do,
You will always live forever that's a fact
As your place in all our hearts is permanently intact,
And generosity was first thing on your mind
Caring and compassion were never left behind,
A love so powerful you have given us all
So when thinking of you that's all we will recall.
- Patrick Lazie
Special People Live Forever
Although you have moved on to a better place
No one will ever forget your smiling face,
The great gestures which always came from your heart
We will all remember even though we're apart
But really we aren't as long as your in our hearts,
When we had a problem we could surely turn to you
For you always knew the right things to do,
You will always live forever that's a fact
As your place in all our hearts is permanently intact,
And generosity was first thing on your mind
Caring and compassion were never left behind,
A love so powerful you have given us all
So when thinking of you that's all we will recall.
- Patrick Lazie